Something terrible has happened, Internet. Something that combines one thing that I like very much and one thing which I despise.
Never far enough.
Yes. That's right. Nickelback is headlining the 2012 NHL hockey awards.
If you want to find out the specifics and see Chad Kroeger's new, ugly-ass haircut, you'll enjoy this.
The NHL website called Nickelback the "Top Group of the Decade," as well as the following untruth:
"As die-hard hockey fans, we can never get enough of the NHL, even when we're on tour. And there is nothing more exciting for hockey fans than the Playoffs. The NHL Awards is the culmination of celebrating the best players and moments the season has produced. We're honored and humbled to perform at the 2012 NHL Awards in Las Vegas," said Nickelback frontman Chad Kroeger.
This is a lie. Chad Kroeger doesn't know how to use the word culmination.
Oh God do I hate Nickelback.
That's all. I just wanted to gripe about that.
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